Getting Old

I must be getting old these days, not only can I no longer convince a woman that I am only 26, but my vision has gone into the crapper.

I have been wearing glasses since I was about 6 years old and I have not had my eyes examined in a couple of years and with the condition of my current pair, and the fact I could not read with them (too blurry) I decided to go ahead and get them checked.

Well as it turns out, vision is the other thing that goes bad with age....I now get to join the ranks of those wearing bifocals.

I guess there is no way to convince anyone with these damn things that I am only 26.

At least I can see a bit better so when some lunatic Democrat starts issuing BS press releases I will be able to read them intelligently.